Okay, I’m a glutton for punishment. I went out and bought “Clonus (1979)” — rated 3.5/10 on IMDB and a Mystery Science Theatre 3000 victim, so I could compare it to “The Island (2005)”. It is true that some ideas have been taken from Clonus, however Clonus is barely a high-school film-class project. There is a crucial difference in the treatment of the clones, among many other things. “The Island (2005)” is a satirical movie with cloned pieces from many other movies. Clonus is nothing. I fell asleep during it. I will complete my suffering tonight.